Back from the deep.

Another remake alert here for film fans of a nervous disposition! That decidedly anti-social mega fish with a taste for unsuspecting swimmers and fishermen has been hauled from its watery grave to terrorize us once again. Jaws 5 is well on its way to a video shop near you. Oh yes, it’s a straight to DVD special, fancy that! Universal have certainly spared no expense in the writing department with John Lansing of “Magnum PI” fame roped in for the story (?) Chris Morgan, the man behind “Fast and furious” has already been engaged for script (turd) polishing duties. The plot revolves around the shark eating people and then being hunted by a team of people, probably in a boat the size of a child’s slipper. BritFilms hereby apologize for this spoiler! File under “might watch when it comes free with the cornflakes”